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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3066 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 3082 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
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