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MissileCraft: Kim’s Delivery Service

arms race, Conflict, Defense, Delivery, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kims, Military, military technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, North Korea, proliferation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, service, Ukraine, united nations, weapons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can make missilez? well, this server is liek north korea but without all the bad stuff. we make missilez for russia to use in ukraine. but dont worry, its all in good fun! come join us and help us make the biggest, baddest missilez in all of minecraft. who needs diamonds when u can have missilez, amirite? join now and be part of our top secret operation, itll be a blast! literally.

Seasonal Waifu Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime character, Anime Community, anime crush, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl question, anime lover, anime question, anime season, anime waifu, best girl, favorite character, favorite waifu, fictional character, Fictional crush., Otaku, Quest, Season, Seasonal, waifu, waifu question

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
New Chunks Explored:	688338	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Bro, forget about waifus, join this Minecraft server and build a harem of pixelated chickens instead!

We’ve got more colors of sheep than you can count, it’s like a rainbow threw up all over the place!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers, those little green boogers will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity!

Resent Japan and Korea Minecraft SMP

Asian neighbors, brotherhood, common heritage, cooperation, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, east asia, forgiveness, historical animosity, international relations, Japan, Korea, long-standing grudges, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, regional stability, resent, Resentment, smp, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the ultimate battle between Japan and Korea! Will they finally put aside their differences and become like brothers? Or will the rivalry continue to escalate in hilarious and unexpected ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic showdown in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have rare in-game items like magical kimchi swords and sushi armor that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and help bring peace (or chaos) to this unique server!

AccomplishedSteve – Minecraft SMP

AccomplishedSteve, accomplishment, Achievements, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Gratitude, introspection, Legacy, life evaluation, life goals, Minecraft, mortality, personal growth, purpose, Reflection, regrets, satisfaction, self reflection, self worth, smp, success

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7346	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dimension Hops:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

LOL, imagine dying and being like “Oh no, I didn’t join that epic Minecraft SMP where we ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor!” Like, come on, bro, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic server ever. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, like, join now or forever regret not being part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TrashFlickzMC

b movie, cheesy movie, cult cinema, cult classic, cult classic movies, cult classics, cult favorite, cult favorites, cult film, cult hit, cult movie, favorite bad movie, garbage movie, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure films, guilty pleasure movie, Hidden Gem, so bad it’s good, TrashFlickzMC, underrated films, underrated movies

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	531	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of watching the same old boring movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our very own exclusive movie night every week where we watch the absolute worst, most cringeworthy movies ever made! From cheesy rom-coms to hilariously bad action flicks, we guarantee you’ll have a blast laughing your blocky head off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!

FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	3537
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	240

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Enchantments Applied:	74
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	1708
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	114	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

Players:	110/200	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5