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Players:	108/100	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Votes:	3590	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	86
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4858	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6440	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ores Mined:	6546	Farms Harvested:	491
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Votes:	2890
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimension Hops:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Votes:	7886	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Farms Harvested:	787
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	240902
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	709	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com