No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6184	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1447	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Emeralds Found:	9563
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Towns Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Animals Bred:	16
Towns Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6038
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mines Excavated:	3094	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Towns Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Emeralds Found:	3413	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3211
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Animals Bred:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!