No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3081	Chimeras Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	6993	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crops Grown:	1430	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8070
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	2962
Crops Grown:	6874	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	7968
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2443	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Givmehdiamonds Server

*50 slots (Adjustable to 100)! *PVP maps! *High uptime! *Friendly admins & players! *Towny Survival! *Creative plotme! *Website! *Teamspeak! *Loads of plugins! *Ranks! *Home of the popular Youtube channel Givmehdiamonds: http://www.youtube.com/user/Givmehdiamonds

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	68
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

AsiaCraft

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Craftsylvania

Survival

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineSworn Community

Factions, MCMMO

Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

Established 2011

We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

under construction

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4811
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mollyverse

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Vote for // FREE FLY ABILITY \ // FREE RANK \ NEW ===>// SKYBLOCK \ ********** [NOTEBLOCK MIDI MUSIC] [SURVIVAL] [ECONOMY] [PVP] [PARKOUR] [SPAWN PLOTS] [CHEST SHOP] [UNLIMITED LAND PROTECTION] [SHOW MOB HEALTH] [DEATH CONTROL]

********** [NO LAG] [NO GRIEF] [NO SPAM]

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HC Server

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Come join us we are 24/7, !!NO Whitelist!! currently running 1.7 – 1.12.2!

Custom Plugins, 100% Lag Free, No Whitelist, 99.9% Uptime, Awesome/Friendly Users and Staff! Much Much More!!

Survival | Parkour | More Coming Soon!

Unique users joining for the 1st time will spawn in the Hub/Gateway server and from there you can select the kind of game style you want to play!

HC Server is a community that has been around since 2011. We offer players several different servers such as Creative, Parkour, Survival, and a mix between Creative and Survival that we call Sandbox. More are on the way, as well!

Our main aim is to provide the best gaming experience to each and every one of its user and that is the reason why we have Moderators and Admins and a Discord server where you can get help with any issues or problems you have.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	830	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	279
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JimoMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

We define a community as a group of people who come together to have fun, create memories, and gain friendships. At JimoMC you will find our community is more like a family.

→ Survival/Factions: 1.20.4 – Quests – Custom Bosses – Towns – Balanced Economy – Jobs… and much more!

→ Recently updated to 1.20.4

→ Creative 1.20.4: 200×200 plots – Free WorldEdit – Free JimoMC – Builder’s Utilities, goPaint, cs build commands… and much more!

→ Skyblock 1.20.4: Now open, quests, mob arena, and much more.

→ Dedicated OVH server → Anti: Cheat | X-ray | Bot system!

Server IP: play.jimomc.com Web site https://jimovpn.ovh/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ember Network

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Ember Network Is A New Minecraft Server That Offers Some Of The Most Unique Experiences, We Offer Two Main Gamemodes, Origin Mod Gemsteal (Incomplete-Releasing Soon) The Minecraft Version That You Need To Play On Our Server Is 1.18.2 Join For An Awesome And Unique Experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hollowcraft

Creative, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server! We started this server with the goal of creating a fun and friendly community for players to enjoy. Our dedicated team of staff members works hard to ensure that everyone has a positive experience while playing on our server. At our server, you’ll find a variety of game modes, events, and activities to participate in. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	8024
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.