No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Void Armor Forged:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a Survival server get paid to play one person sleeps to make it day & we can sit down & no need to ever worry about losing your progress we have Rollback protection and a Jail for bad players this is a dedicated server and will always be here no server resets and Staff will always be there to help earn more perms the longer you play start earning your Rank Today.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

The Vast – Roleplay, Worldbuilding & Geopolitics Come and join The Vast, a Minecraft 1.20.2 (ANY VERSION CAN JOIN) world-building server aiming to build an enduring, invested community. Create a nation and wage wars, come together to form alliances, and role-play until your heart is content. Some features of our server: 18+ Staff No donation or pay to win features Friendly active players Dynamic Map Discord-Minecraft Link Nations Plug-in Unique way to make money Join our discord server to get whitelisted and cement your place in our history books today! Whitelist turns off and on at different times. • Discord Server: discord.com/invite/QFge6wzgVF • Dynamap: 66.248.194.118:8888/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9647
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

An RPG, Hack & Slash inspired survival server with a relaxed environment. It contains lots of PvE challenges and quality of life features which makes survival more fun and convenient.

What makes us unique? – Hundreds of custom mobs & models – A vast custom crafting station, Where you can create over 12+ more tiers of custom armors & rare weapons. – Solo & instance based dungeons. – Meant for both casual survival & RPG players. – Skills, Daily Quests, Quests, Custom vendors and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	94
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.