No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TrickyPrison

Prison

Need a great new prison server? Like pvp? Like a challenge? Then TrickyPrison must be the prison server for you. It has many different unique things about it. Here are some reasons why you should join our very unique prison server.

– Great Community – Truly Lag Free – 24/7 – Dedicated – Great Guards – Hacks are blocked such as X-ray and flying

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Doeballs Tiny Amplified Island

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Version 1.20.2, connect from any version thanks to our ViaVersion plugin! A little self hosted server with a tiny community! The server aims to be completely vanilla with just two twists: -The terrain is amplified, to give you more vertical space to explore -The slowly growing worldborder is extremely small, forcing you to live together! Join the discord if you want, a small furry community where we chat and share art. You are welcome even if you are just here for minecraft though! With coreprotect installed, you can feel safe knowing your builds are backed up and can not be griefed. Anyone is welcome, as long as they are kind to all and willing to follow the simple rules. Come build with us!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Vanguard SMP

Contentcreation, Contentcreatorserver, Minecraftserver, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaserver, Vanillasurvival

A PVP/PVE server, where we are looking for fighters and builders alike!

Join the war between the east and the west rn

or build in a secluded area away from all the chaos

its all up to you!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Aether Realm [MC 1.7.10]

Aether, Aetherlegacy, challenge

Pure Aether multiplayer experience with an enhanced version of the Aether mod (previously known as the Aether Legacy) for Minecraft Forge 1.7.10.

Only 1 mod is required to be installed on the client in order to join the server:The Aether 1.7.10 1.1.1 Rivoreo revision 5You can simply download the binary package aether-1.7.10-1.1.1-rivoreo-r5.jar, or if you want to build it from source, download the source code package aether-1.7.10-1.1.1-rivoreo-r5-src.tar.bz2.

The server numeric address is currently 116.113.133.9, in case the domain name didn’t resolve correctly.

Feedbacks are welcome.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	3163	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

UberMC.net

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

——————-UberMC -Running 4 Years Strong——————————- 99% uptime, 24/7 Phone & Email Support ——————————————————————————————————— Exclusive Features: [UberFriends] – Create Friend Lists, Join Their server, Earn points [DonatorBox] – 40 Donator Features across all 13 server types. [GUIs] – Custom GUI for your favorties (factions, creative,sb)

GTA (Grand Theft Auto)—————– Prison Dwarves vs Zombies——————— Creative PVPOP ——————————————-Cops and Robbers Super Craft Bros—————————–SkyWars SkyBlock—————————————–PirateCraft Minecraft Hunger Games—————Factions COD Infected (Guns)

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ZelzNet

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Cracked survival server in construction of other hubs Cracked IP (For eaglerCraft) wss://edu.vynova.net/zelznet

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Beanstock SMP

Custombosses, Customenchants, Customweapons, Giantwarzone, Landclaims, PvP, Pvpraiding, Survival

WELCOME TO YOUR NEW SMP!

The Beanstock SMP is a group of Streamers, Youtubers, and friends trying to create the perfect SMP. We include the community in streams, videos, and fun events to bring the server together. Come join our discord and meet some new freinds!

– A simplified shop with only the essentials– Custom Weapons! SUPER BALANCED, NO crazy abilities NO high damage! FUN PVP– 25 Custom Minecraft Bosses!– 10 New Duel arenas with pro pvp kits– A new store, with new ranks– Strong Anti-Cheat– THIS IS A FRESH SERVER, don’t fall behind on the action– Claim Lands and protect your creations!– Raid enemy lands with claim busters!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MagicaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

SERVER IP: PLAY.MAGICACRAFT.NET

With spells, classes, custom plugins, and more, MagicaCraft sets the standard in being one of the most revolutionary server experiences in the history of Minecraft. Its unique features including 24/7 lag-free hosting, friendly professional staff, completely unique biomes, and epic builds, truly make MagicaCraft an epic way to play factions. With 4 unique classes to choose from, almost 50 different abilities, and many custom plugins, MagicaCraft truly allows you to play the way you want to. Come and immerse yourself in one of the greatest servers Minecraft has ever seen and play with thousands of other satisfied players. I guarantee you, there are endless hours of fun ahead of you. Join now: Play.MagicaCraft.Net

MagicaCraft has been operating for almost 3 years! http://www.magicacraft.net

SERVER IP: PLAY.MAGICACRAFT.NET

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TFMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

discord.gg/tfmc

Embark on a TFMC Adventure! Are you ready to immerse yourself in a captivating realm of endless possibilities? Look no further than TFMC – where your wildest Minecraft Roleplay dreams come to life!

Forge Your Destiny Unleash your creativity and become a master of your chosen profession! Will you be the revered Smith, crafting legendary weapons that shape wars? Or perhaps the skilled Fletcher, arming your allies with precision-crafted bows? The choices are yours, and the realm awaits your mark.

Unveil the Portal Ready to take the plunge into an unrivaled Minecraft Roleplay experience? Join us on discord.gg/tfmc Your adventure begins at the crossroads of imagination and reality.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Aknotl

Battles, BUILD, Conquering, Custompack, Exploration, Gobold, Lore, Medieval, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaycraft, Semiroleplay, Semirp, Texturepack, Timeline, Wiki, world

Come and discover Aknotl!

A medieval World-Build server where each player participates in creating a unique story!

The server is based on several ideas:

the medieval worldbuild RP where each project is part of a rich global lore. the multiplayer RP is above all an RP of governance by faction, that is to say that the structuring and the evolution of the cities are based on the lore that is written players, as well as their overall progress on the RPG part. The server includes a complete RPG part dotted with numerous quests, many unique things to improve (more than 600 unique items) on a custom map dotted with dungeons!

Aknotl is fortunate to benefit from a mature (20 years and over) and friendly community where trust and good humor reign.

Discord – Site Web – Dynmap – IP: Aknotl.fr

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Great Beyond – Prominence II RPG

Economy, Modded, Prominence, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Define your own journey and play your way as your explore the latest Minecraft RPG modpack; Prominence II RPG. You can delve into a new storyline: The Void’s Invasion, forge your own weapons and armour and build and develop fantastic machines and escape to other planets with Create and Ad Astra. This modpack is stuffed with magic, exploration, combat and tech – it’s up to you how to play!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Whiskey Outpost

Whiskey Outpost is a group of servers that provide the following experiences:

Survival (whiskeycraft.net)

* Full economy * MCmmo/Jobs/Classes/Quests * Separate mining world * Towns and personal areas

Creative (cr.whiskeycraft.net)

* Personal (unlimited / free) plots for building

Pvp (pvp.whiskeycraft.net)

* Factions + Factions plus * Arenas (capture the flag, team deathmatch, spleef) – will be re-added soon! * Hunger Games – will be re-added soon! (SG3 is the current map, more will follow.)

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineLift

PvP, Survival Games

Minelift is a more prison boxpvp server, where you can increasingly improve your armor and arsenal and thus fight with all your enemies as well as having fun with many more players. The server IP is minelift.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ores Mined:	2275

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Viking Survival

Crafting, Custom, Economy, Enchants, Plugins, Survival, Textures, Towny

**Viking Survival**

Minecraft Java Edition Towny Server

Fresh, Created 11/28

Active & Experienced Owner, Creating Servers since 2014.

PvE Rules – Enjoyable, chill laid back experience is the goal.

Regular 1.20.2 Server, with a Texture pack for added fun.

In it for the long haul

Custom Crafting

Non-Donor Player Ranks

No Donor Rank Kits; The best gear will be earned. Not Bought.

Refer-A-Friend Rewards!

Airplanes, Go-Karts and UFO’s.

Levelled Mobs for a harder, more enjoyable experience where everything isn’t easy.

New Ores & Armor + Tool Types.

New Food Items + Recipes

Nations, With Added Wars that require 2-party Consent.

Mineable Spawners

And so much more!

————————————————————-Staff Opportunities

We are currently looking for staff but not for staff hunters.You will be expected to play a bit and learn the serverbefore being allowed to apply for a position.Looking For:BuildersHelpersArtists to Create TexturesMedia to Create Social Posts

Server Info:

Discord Link: discord.gg/tSDh8HfU3VServer IP: vikingsurvival.org

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PrimeCraft Factions PvP [Dungeons] [Economy] [IRL Prizes]

Cosmetics, Drop, Dropparties, Dropparty, Dungeon, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction, Faction Pvp, Factions, Game, games, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Tournament, Tournaments, Xpboosts

Welcome to PrimeCraft, a Java Factions PvP Server with 60+ plugins, 50+ NPC Vendors, massive multi-biome PVP Arena, IRL Rewards & Payouts, and so much more!

Griefing & raiding are allowed, so be careful! Guard your items and your base, and be wary who you trust~

Every Saturday & Sunday at 7PM ET we have a drop party in spawn, followed by an EXP boost.

Join our Discord: discord.primecraft.us

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.