Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Kingdom Of Sanctuary [Hun

    Kingdom Of Sanctuary [Hun

    Kingdom of Sanctuary er en dansk pvp server! Med plads til 128 spillere! Egen spændene og unik hunger games arena for op til 24 personer! 6 Spændende og udfordrende PVP arenaer for Premium 3 spillerne Vær og spawn og vær sikker på du aldrig er alene, der er du altid under beskyttelse fra vagterne! Du kan også tage dig en lille snak med de forskellige! Start din egen by for 25.000$ ingame, og beskyt dine bygninger fra andre! Øg dine skills og blive den ultimative Pvp mester! Eller kom ind og socialisere med nogle af de mange andre spiller som er på serveren!

    For English speaking Player we got a free to join self buillded Hungergame Arena i the big building in spawn, so join if you like!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Lost In Translation

    Lost In Translation

    There are many things that make our server great. We have lots of staff that are usually on and willing to help you. We have many fun plugins like Factions, Essentials, Survival Games, Chestshop, LWC, Skyblock, and more. We also have many different maps for many different things. We have a creative world, PvP world, PvE world, Activity World and Spawn. The Spawn is authentically created by one of the server co-owners Maklom, even though they look really good. We also have fun activity’s like a Maze, Dungeons, Skyblock , Mob Arena, Spleef arena, Hunger Games, and Parkour. If you have any questions just go to our website and they will be answered. If you want to find out things that are not on the website, email me at [email protected].

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • The Final Game

    The Final Game

    to a world full of surprises. A PVP survival/creative/Games server, where there are no limits on what you can do. Feeling bold and wanna live in the wilderness? Go ahead and create your own personal band of raiders! Rather build something huge with unlimited items? You can do all that here. We’re one of the unique servers, we believe in providing the best possible experience for all kinds of players!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Dragon Eggs Found: 5614
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • potato-crfat

    potato-crfat

    this is a pvp/raid/faction server. the staff are amazing and will help you all the time please join 😀

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Farms Harvested: 166 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ChiRho Entertainment

    ChiRho Entertainment

    ChiRho Entertainment (XPE) is based on Christian-influenced values to establish a family-friendly community for those who participate in gaming of any kind. We think that providing such an environment would be appreciated by parents who can feel safe to allow their children or themselves to be a part of a community without having to worry about negative influences of others that they may interact with in the gaming community. This is accomplished through chat filters, periodic log monitoring, server rules, and staff who enforce these rules.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MC-Halo

    MC-Halo

    MC-Halo is a Minecraft server where you can play halo. No need to download any mods! Just join the server, go through a portal, and start playing Halo. A tutorial on how to play is located on the bottom floor of spawn. The server runs off of a custom plugin not available to the public.

    Features: – Halo jumping – Guns – Killstreaks – Parkour – Different gamemodes – Advanced leaderboards – Invisibility – Large server capacity – Different maps – Automatic games

    Rules: – No hacking – No advertising – No spamming – No racism

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CatServe

    CatServe

    Hey, glad you found us!

    CatServe is a UK based server with an awesome community, we have many ranks, found at http://catserve.net and many many features, come online and start the best minecraft experience ever at mine.catserve.net today! This server is run by an MCBans Staff member and is a great deal of fun!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • FuRiouSCraft Prison

    FuRiouSCraft Prison

    Enjoy a Prison environment in Minecraft? Then this is the place for you. All the gang banging, smuggling, working and anything else you can come up with in one place! Work in the mines for money OR gank items from other players for money to Rank up working your way towards Freedom!

    NO Whitelisting OR Greylisting. Just log in and start earning/stealing money to rank up on your own today!

    More info at furiouscraft.com

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • RenderedMC

    RenderedMC

    This is an AWESOME survival build server where there is no griefing allowed. So don’t fear having your builds destroyed. Go to the warps building and pick a direction to spawn (NORTH,EAST,SOUTH,WEST) Then find an unprotected area and BUILD AWAY! Make sure to have an admin come by and protect your build. You can have a Mod or Admin set a warp for you or you can set your home using /sethome.

    You will love this server and the staff will treat you very nicely!

    Come on over and hop on this sweet server!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • GameOn365 Minecraft

    GameOn365 Minecraft

    12 GB Ram, Quad-core 3.4GHz processor, 100Mbit uplink.

    Consistent uptime, free building for all players, PvP and survival options, friendly but fair administrators and moderators. Always willing to help make your gaming experience the best it can be!

    Multiple ranks and player permissions available!

    Hunger Games soon to come? Let us know by giving input on our forums!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Lionheart Skyblock

    Lionheart Skyblock

    Come Join Lionheart Skyblock! IP: Lionheartmc.net Gameplay: You start out with a small island which has a tree and a chest containing basic items. You may shop for more items at the server shop. Each island is protected to a certain radius by world guard so non-members of your party will not be able to grief! Build an island with friends and grow your own island into an empire! Rules: We have very simple rules that shouldn’t be that hard to follow 1. No griefing 2. No hacking 3. No mods 4. No racism 5. Don’t ask for staff position 6. No spamming 7. Don’t bug an admin, owner or mod relentlessly! 8. Have fun and don’t forget to cote for Lionheart Skyblock! Plugins: Here are some of our main plugins • Spleef • Skyblock • Essentials • Lockette • Chest Shop • World Guard • And many more…

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Dewcraft Survival

    Dewcraft Survival

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    Dewcraft.com Survival Server

    Dewcraft.com is a Minecraft Survival Server. Mobs and damage for an exciting PvE and PvP environment.

    Features * Build permissions granted after application (This protects our users from griefers) * PvP environment with all regular mobs and health * Griefer protection with tracking and rollbacks using LogBlock * Active userbase * Helpful moderation team

    Build permissions are granted after registration and application. Please see our website, dewcraft.com , for more details.

    Connect using server.dewcraft.com:25565

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Ores Mined: 9832 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Adult Minecraft Server

    Adult Minecraft Server

    We are a long-running community of adults and casual players. The server is stable and grief-free. There is little in the way of game-changing plugins; mostly protections and an economy. We are grey-listed so feel free to join and chat with members to be promoted.

    Server address world.woodenaxe.com

    Website https://www.WoodenAxe.com

    Forum https://forum.woodenaxe.com

    Live map https://map.woodenaxe.com

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • HavenMC

    HavenMC

    [IP] HavenMC.com [website] news.HAVENmc.com Haven has no whitelist so come experience what so many others already love! Grief protection while part of a Town PvP protection while in a Town (or make your town a PvP arena!) Ability to create Nations and Tax other towns A vibrant diverse economy shop system for Towns Dungeons with hourly reward chests Treasure Hunting with massive rewards Monthly Building contests Spleef and Cloudrace events Many events at our event hub to try Monster Hunting Arena Automated Spleef Live the way you wish!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 175 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • DeadCraft

    DeadCraft

    Welcome to Deadcraft!

    What is DeadCraft?

    Deadcraft is a 24/7 server which allows legit and cracked players to unite in the best sandbox game out there! We currently offer a 90 slot server which stays lag-free to about 60 players.

    Staff

    We have staff all over the world so there should always be someone online that can help you with your concern.

    Donations

    Because we are using a paid 24/7 host we are in a need of money. That means that any donations will be appreciated! We also sell some ranks for some amounts. *More info in server spawn*

    -Misa / iRenZy

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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