Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Animals Bred: 171 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • DarceCraft

    DarceCraft

    DarceCraft was a Minecraft community founded in 2011 that started as a simple survival server, before expanding into a thriving network including anarchy, PvP and hunger games servers. At its peak DarceCraft had hundreds of concurrent players along with a busy forum and an active YouTube channel with monthly video updates about the goings on in the server. DarceCraft closed in 2016 but the memories live on – thanks for playing!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • kitpvpthebest

    kitpvpthebest

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    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Ruinscraft – Main

    Ruinscraft – Main

    Ruinscraft is a survival free-build server. We are a 24/7 server with a thriving economy, and several great builders. Also, we have PreciousStones so you can protect your builds from nasty griefers. Join us today!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6603 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • EagleSMP

    EagleSMP
    The EagleSMPA new SMP you can join! You can Create teams and PvP against other teams!

    The Server is Java and Bedrock so feel free to join us!Discord Link: discord.gg/zpKG8nXb

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Void Gems Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Guild-Craft

    Guild-Craft

    Main plugins: –> Factions –> Economy

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Chill Zone

    The Chill Zone

    Hello and welcome to The Chill Zone. We are a small community of members that are looking for a relaxing end to a stressful day.

    Here are a few things our server includes….

    – Custom Fishing Datapack that changes the items you can acquire from fishing – Blaze & Cave Custom Datapack – Custom Role Prefixes – And more…

    IMPORTANT NOTE: This server is whitelist required. Join the discord server for more information…

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2869 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MadGaming

    MadGaming

    madgaming.eu is a factions survival server. We have a wide range of plugins, features and friendly staff. Our server is hosted on dedicated hardware located in Europe. Visit our website at www.madgaming.eu for more information on our server.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ZentralCraft Network

    ZentralCraft Network

    ZentralCraft Network is a Hispanic Minecraft server, where you can play 3 modalities together with several users!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Freedom United

    Freedom United

    Freedom United is a server where we allow the player to have a lot of freedom of what they want to do. We give you alot of plugins to play with, while still trying to maintain that Vanilla feeling we all know and love!

    For example, we have hundreds of quests availible to you. We have intresting areas you can explore, Coop arena’s, cities where you can buy stuff, and much much more! (Full list down below!). All this, while keeping the Vanilla Feel! Players are allowed to build, walk, kill, and explore all they want!

    Link to the Dynmap: http://94.213.198.23:8123/ __________

    The IP for our server is: 94.213.198.23 Feel free to join! You are always welcome considering there is no Whitelist !

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Emeralds Found: 8946
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Potions Brewed: 56

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Urucraft

    Urucraft

    Minecraft Server 1.8 to 1.20 Modalities: Survival, Creative and SkyBlock, We are a newly opened Network in expansion

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • AngelsCraft

    AngelsCraft

    Hey guys welcome to AngelzCraft we feature some awesome plugins including : *Factions *Timeismoney *Lockette *Bounty *Dogtags *And many more =)

    Our server holds 200 people at a time WITH NO LAG!!! and the server is up 24/7 We have awesome staff with 10 Admins, 1 Mod, 1 Co-Owner, and 1 Owner.

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    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • DEADZONEmc

    DEADZONEmc

    Max level >> 150 Starting money 500 Reserve every midnight Wedding lock box protection Bank – keep level – die without dropping items Level lifeskill +buff random box NPC trading Create a guild + NPC send quests Log in to receive daily rewards /reward Make something permanent NPC gives out free buffs ⁠buff-shop

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • GoPro

    GoPro

    The best Latvian server! McMMo Factions 50 slots 24/7 No lag! Shop!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4593 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • IgniteSMP

    IgniteSMP

    IgniteSMP is a survival Minecraft server that features a slowly expanding custom map with realistic biomes, borders, and landmarks. Players can travel across continents, oceans, and islands using boats, planes, and nether portals. They can also claim land for their civilization, form alliances, start wars, and trade or fight for resources. When you’re ready to begin exploring, building and conquering, then you’ll know it’s time to join the IgniteSMP server!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Anarchic Frontiers

    Anarchic Frontiers

    “Anarchic Frontiers” space expedition’s mission is to colonize new worlds where several competing socio-political ideologies are in play. Voluntaryism, Statism, and Anocracy. How will followers of these philosophies interact with each other? will they find peace? trade? prosperity? or will it be a bloody spectacle! Write your own story in this unique, challenging and thought provoking environment!

    * Tight-knit casual community * Scaleable Protection against griefing. * Extra Hard Difficulty * Quest system to introduce features and offer some rewards * VAMPIRES, beware creatures of the night who feed on the living! * Player managed shopkeepers can be setup to Buy and Sell, using any items as currency. * Cheat detection and Orebfuscation (hides ore and hidden chests from x-ray cheaters) are in effect. * There are many server performance optimizations, bug fixes and improvements, some of which also improve client performance. * 99.9% Uptime verified for over a year. * Data integrity is guaranteed, data is backed up daily. * Check website for more features/modifications/info.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 593 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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