No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3423	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	269
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	5135	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Potions Brewed:	54	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Farms Harvested:	305
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	115
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.