No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	218
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ores Mined:	5547
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	289	Divine Spears Created:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	1352
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	184985	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Animals Bred:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.