No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3293
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Animals Bred:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crops Grown:	7974	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ZenPvP

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

IP: play.zenpvp.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchantments Applied:	115
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LovyMc

Survival

Open server in version 1.8.X -1.16.X IP: play.lovymc.es Happy to be able to create a Minecraft community! Let’s hope we can continue to grow over time

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Spielen mit Herz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3345

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.