No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	171	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Titancraft

From the creative mind of oOAllstarRoxOo comes a epic SMP SURVIVAL server full of fun and excitement!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Ores Mined:	1007
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Forgotten Times

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Forgotten Times! We introduce a wide world with endless possibilities, From Leveled mobs to crazy items that will help you on your fighting journey of survival. Come join us at Forgotten Times and reminisce on memories with our always growing community!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MCBF – A Vanilla Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla

Visit http://rules.mcbf.pw for the server rules.

Visit our main server listing for our server description at https://minecraft-mp.com/server-s7322

Advertising on this server is prohibited.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	2441

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EDEN

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

EDEN is a whitelisted, longstanding(late 2021) Hermitcraft-like server. We’re a mixture of builders and technical players with the intention of never resetting the map so people can plan long term big projects in the future. We try to leave the meta of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as reasonable possible for a public server. That means as many features from plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and wont be added, therefore there are no pay-to-win mechanics, No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. Everything is made in survival, including the spawn area which is community-focused. Regarding updates we always will plan to update to every major release eventually and the world border will increase with each.Feature OverviewNO Warps, NO /tpa, NO homes or /backNO special pets, NO McMMO or alike, NO donation perks or any such frillsThe map will never reset, 1 world, 3 dimensionsBetter SleepingEverything is made in survival, including the spawn area etc.Lots of public farms.No for real we are a legit server. Non commercial, 100% survival, 0 calories. If you are chill check it out.https://discord.gg/93qNzEgnPR Join our Discord to apply to our whitelist following the intructions on the server-info channel.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	7237

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

McGroove Unlimited

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

McGroove – Version: 1.8.x – Game mode: Survival, PVE, Normal unlimited size world. Gold Ingot Economy with Player Shops.

We tend to ban for hacking and griefing pretty strictly, so if you are wanting a safe place to build, come to McGroove. We have ways of protecting your builds, and can even undo it if people happen to break your stuff. Semi-vanilla means we don’t load the server up with unnecessary plug-ins. We have a couple plug-ins for fun things, but most plug-ins are for essential day-to-day operation, and protection from players with malicious intent. Our staff is mature, and personally analyzed by the owner, jtpatriot.

Register for free on the website to get features like the ability to set a few homes, get your build protected, and make trade shops.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Emeralds Found:	2041	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GER TheGarGoyles Tafelrunde

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Since March 20th we have a new spawn that was built in the “modern” style. In addition to the portals to the various worlds and buildings, you can also find our many shops, various buildings and the shopping center. Our climbing system allows you to transport yourself, For this you have to feel/rankup certain requirements You can earn money very well through jobs/jobs and there are many ways to spend it again. You can also put your hard-earned money in the bank/bank to earn interest there. In order to ensure a good atmosphere, we ask you, Be friendly with each other and stick to the rules. Patient moderators, admins and technicians are available to answer your questions available. We hope to welcome you soon.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Gaming server

Survival

Welcome to the server! Here you can play survival with friends! play, build houses, and much more! you can also 1v1 or pvp people!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Enchantments Applied:	294	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ashvale RPG

★-Ashvale RPG-★ [50+ Ranks] [No Whitelist] [Military] [Apocalyptic] [Unique Economy] [Custom Worlds] [Gambling] [SMGs] [Snipers] [Quests] [Bosses]

Old Ashvale, once a prosperous city, now lies in ruins.

It took a few mere hours for the outbreak of the deadly mutational virus dubbed ‘Z-12’ to wipe out half the population. Citizens that managed to escape the death trap fled through the Outskirts and into the wild, to form a settlement now known as New Ashvale.

The able bodied took it upon themselves to create the New Ashvale Military, the first line of defense against the onslaught of the mutation.

Thinking rationally though, the survivors know it’s just a matter of time before they’re struck down next.

As a Trainee in the New Ashvale Military, help the citizens and fight off the mutation to make your way up through the ranks, you might even become a General one day.

Don’t get your hopes up though, there’s over 50 ranks you’ll have to climb before you’re part of the elite.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	1634	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

space hub smp

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

hi we are a smol server community and we wanted to give u best smp time to play 🙂 invite your friends we hav economy COME ON JOIN FAST

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OnlineMinecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival, Towny

OnlineMinecraft (OMC) is a tight-knit community of dedicated players, mature staff, and seasoned Minecraft veterans which has been around since October 2011. We pride ourselves on maintaining an exceptional experience for all our players. We strive to have fairness, stability, constancy, and a resoluteness in our mission to provide a first-rate experience and improving our position within the global Minecraft community.

Our server recently went through a major staff and layout refresh in which we brought back Towny, Bukkit, and other Classic OMC plugins. With these we hope to rekindle the great OMC experience for old members and have a new exiting one for those just joining OMC for the first time.

About the Server: 24/7 • 90 Player Slots • No Whitelist • Towny• Bukkit • Quests • MCMMO • Custom Classes • Roleplay • Essentials • Hungergames • Donators • Voting Ranks • MultiWorld • Lockette • Economy • Ventrillo •No Whitelist •Much, Much More!

Visit our Website @ Onlineminecraft.com. Follow us on Twitter @Online_Minecrft Follow us on Facebook @ theonlineminecraft Hope to see you soon in the OMC!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1557	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Hell Beyond Earth

Anarchy

Join Hell Beyond Earth Today!!!

Hell Beyond Earth is an anarchy Minecraft server ran by Trust MC on Java 1.18.1 with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.

IP: hell_beyond_earth.aternos.me

The server is vanilla experience there will be no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base. Also, plugins will be getting added in the future to help stabilize the server.

The server is in the very early stages of growth as we have only started a growth plan the server will not have many players to start off with and the server may close down if no one is on it for a limit of time. If this happens just pop a little @ in the discord and the server will be fired back up asap for you. —————— About Trust MC

Trust MC is a new Minecraft Community owner by IG OpsTalk. We focus on building a wide community that hopes to open more servers with different theme types in the future.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9569	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FishyCraft

Fishycraft is in our third year. We have a friendly, established community and a mature staff. We are starting a fresh map for 1.7.2, come help us rebuild to our former glory again! New Guests should read the /rules to be promoted to a player.

Featuring: – Multiple Worlds – PVE Survival (NO PVP in the main world) – We’re up 24/7 on a FAST, dedicated server – Anti griefing/cheating tools – Private regions available for claiming – Player run shops and warps – Mods cannot spawn/give items – Regular building contests – Website on http://fishycraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

A Minecraft Server

Anarchy, Vanilla

This server is a new one of a kind anarchy server, powered on 1.18.1. There are no rules within the server, hack and grief all you want! Grind your way up and compete to be one of the best PVP’ers on the server. This server is brand new, so the quicker you gather items etc the more powerful you’ll become

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blockaholics

Blockaholics.org is a Survival server; to gain building rights you need to read our rules at our website here. Once done, let a staff member know and they will give you a brief quiz. Answer the questions correctly to build. Keep in mind that you will not be able to leave spawn, build, or explore until you finish this process. The server is over two years old as of July of this year and has an experienced staff to suit your needs. Just note that stuff will -not- be spawned for you if you ask. The server is Survival at heart and will be treated as such.

Our spawn area is 400×400 blocks and contains a number of resources for our players.

The community resources quarter includes a public library for enchanting, public brewhouse for brewing, public farm(with all trees and farm-able crops), portal hub, PVP/Mob battle/Pig racing/ CTF Colosseum, blacksmith shop and more.

In addition, we have a Housing district for those who like to live by spawn, a market district and a pixel art district.

The rules for the server are listed on the site, as mentioned above, and will be enforced. Breaking the rules may result in a ban without warning. Ban appeals may be made on our website, linked above, in the correct forum and using the correct template (listed in the sticky).

Coming soon: PVP/RP server, Tomahawk! Stay Tuned and we hope to see you soon!

-Blockaholics Staff.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BTECAU Vanilla

Anarchy, PvP

new vanilla open world. survival world, with no rules other than have fun.

the player limit has been set to 100 however that may be changed depending on performance

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6076
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.