No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SORB

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Items Found:	3953
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

2tx

Factions

2tx.org – Factions PvP

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mines Excavated:	1114	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RAS SkyBlock

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Zuma | Faction PVP

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Wive server

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MendozaCraft

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	7866
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PsychoticCraft

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	274	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

corpmore

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Skyblock.fi

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.