No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CubeServer #1

– Survival Mode Gameplay w/ Creative Theme – Hunger Games (Survival Games) – PVP Enabled – Guests – Can Build – Protected Chests, Furnaces, and Doors – Home Area Protections (prevents griefing) – Mining Based Economoy – Sell Ores to Buy Food, Tools and Supplies

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Retonix

A nice new server, pvp is on in the wildness world! 🙂 We will soon add the towny plugin too the server! You can buy “VIP” and “VIP+” Hope we see you on the server! 🙂 Lag free, and 24/7

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Serenity Craft

Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

-12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kfperin’s SMP Server!

Join our cozy, Practically grief-less and unique server for loads of fun and memories!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AssassinHaven

We are friendly to any age player group as long as you don’t cause trouble.We highly encourage pvp.We have a great staff and a server that is 24/7.Our server has no lag and we have many plugins.We take suggestions from players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Too Legit

Welcome to the minecraft server “Too Legit” !!! Things you can expiriance here: Weekly events ,Huge Survival world ,Promising PvP ,Creative world* ,GAMES (Skyblock , Paintball , Jump … etc.) , Economics , Residences , eazy to use SmS “pay to win” services 😛 ; Things not to expect from “Too Legit” LAG! , long server downtime , unfair staff , unenjoyable time:).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AnimalCraft

New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1670	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mikeland Hunger Games

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LumixCraft

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Void Lands

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7219	Star Shards Collected:	141
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Risen From Prison

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	5363

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minegusta Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The Minegusta Network offers multiple unique servers with custom plugins for you to play. Survival: Never before seen Custom plugins, Minegusta offers a wide variety of plugins to give players a feeling of elation as they play. These plugins allow players to have an edge at the game giving a RPG feel. Such plugins include: Races, Gods and many more! Wasteland: Wasteland, Custom coded, Offers a challenge of survival to those who wish to battle the hordes of the undead. Ridden of the Human race, Only Zombies remain. Zombies lurk around every corner you go, If you run, they run. If you walk, they walk. Not to mention, Every chest you find is special. Certain items can be grabbed from these chests. Fight to the Death and battle the Endless horde. Watch your head though, There seems to be a Rotting Hunger amongst you. Plots: Freebuild is offered to players to have a plot, Plots are 75×75 and are able to expand. With this plot, Players can build amazing structures and have a chance of earning a Builder rank with WorldEdit. As an Added bonus, You can receive another builder rank which progresses onward. Have fun Building! Skyblock: Skyblock offers an Island for you to survive with little materials and enough to get your island going, You can choose whether to survive alone or with a friend. Skyblock also features Challenges to help you progress and build as you go on. Watch your step though, there’s a long fall awaiting you! Our newest server, HeroPvp offers an experience that’s never offered on any other network or server. In this game-mode, Players are able to choose “Classes” or as we call them, Heroes. With these classes you are able to fight other players and win tickets. By killing, tickets are earned. Players are able to purchase more classes for a more better edge in PvP on HeroPvP. Join today at play.minegusta.net For more information, visit http://minegusta.net/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	66	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.