No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EverPvP

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LastOfUsSMP

Great and brand new Factions/PVP/Raiding Server. Awesome and mature staff and 24/7 uptime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	843
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VentruTech

VentruTech Minecraft Community!

We’re a Minecraft community just looking to have some fun with you guys! We offer three donator packages: AP ($10), VIP ($20), and Premium ($50). We have a Teamspeak3 Server: VentruTechTS.mcfrag.net:9991

We hope to see y’all soon!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	186	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KraftKings

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

New Era City

Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

UltimateMinecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DigitalForge

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Looking for a PvP server with an active player base? Looking for a moving economy server? Looking for a server with many player run towns? DigitalForge is the server for you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	354957
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Purplecraft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Havoc In Paradise

Havoc In Paradise, is basically the PvP and raiding server you’ve always wanted, we have amazing staff who will always listen to you and a friendly community.

We’re expecting 24/7 PvP and raiding around spawn and other notable area’s, eg a notable area being one of the portal’s at North, South, East and West. If you need help in game, just send a staff member a PM and they’ll be with you in a short amount of time! if for some odd reason a staff member isn’t online please ask in global chat or PM me on here

Rules; 1. No hacks at all. 2. The only allowed mods are; rei’s minimap, mods sort inventory’s, optifine and MineCapes(this is a good tool for clan identification) (*If you would like a mod approved please shoot myself or another staff member a pm, with a link to the mod!*) 3. We understand that it’s hard to come to terms with staff members, in situations like this keep the ‘bitching’ to a minimum 4. Have fun, and dont qq all day erry day’ in chat when you die, its frustrating for every one when we see your qq spamming our screens!

Communication: I have purchased a teamspeak3 server for the use of communication, it is almost vital that clans communicate when in battles, PvPing!

Teamspeak3 IP: havocinparadise.teamspeak3.org

We’ll be finishing off our website, with a donation shop and other cool features, very soon!!! If you fall in love with the server instantly please do not hesitate to donate to the server, all the money from donations will go towards upgrades and actually running the server and teamspeak!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Potions Brewed:	112	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BreackerCraft

Guys join now! friendly staff, pvp, survival and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Towns Built:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Items Found:	5237

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Open Academy | Make Friends | Meet Interesting People | Create Art

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Open Academy!

We are a friendly community of scholars working on cool problems like developing the artificial intelligence afterlife. This is a mostly vanilla survival server with land claim, since March 8th, 2020.

Please feel free to join us on discord at: https://discord.gg/HsWTQpU

Our world map is available through dynmap at: http://openacademy.live:8123/

Come drop by and introduce yourself! You may be find that you will meet interesting people here, and maybe even make a lifelong friend or two!

History of the server:– Founded at the start of the pandemic out of a dorm room at Harvard– Active players fizzle out around January of 2021– Players stayed in contact over the years through Discord chat– Server rebooted February 2024, update to 1.20.4– New players join our friendly community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TeamOne Server

PvP, Survival

TeamOne Server – mc.teamone.sg – Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Enjoy non-stop fun of building, crafting, gaming and making lots and lots of new friends in our server! Join our community today and start building!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AlcatrazCraft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Lost Boys

Factions, PvP and Greifing. Adventure world also coming soon.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Potions Brewed:	161	Mines Excavated:	1286
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DodgysHoose

A fun Developing Server With an Amazing Community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!