No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MiniTrixter

Awesome teams! join now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mines Excavated:	2216
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Nova

Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

The Nova is a fun minigame server that offers a good experience for every type of player. Whether you like PvP, parkour or just hanging out with friends: we’ll make you comfortable. Owned by the YouTubers GameplayerHD and ExplodingTNT, there’s always something fun going on.

We have a wide variety of minigames to offer, including: HUNGER GAMES ?: Buy fun kits and fight to death in amazing arenas. Exciting battles are easy to find, but danger is everywhere. Will you be the victor? – – – – PARKOUR ?: Play custom made parkour maps and unlock new packs of maps. The more you play, the more fun! Compete with others and jump sky high in our custom Parkour minigame. – – – – SKY WARS ?: Survive on your SkyBlock island, without forgetting that there are others nearby ready to hunt you down. It’s a race against the clock: who gets the win? Buy kits assist you and become worthy of your skyblock island!

On every minigame, you can earn coins. We have a global economy, meaning you can spend these coins on any minigame you’d like! You can win coins on Parkour and spend them in Hunger Games. It’s all up to you!

And we’ve just started. We’re constantly adding new things and new gamemodes and features are being coded behind the scenes as we speak. Join regularly to check what’s new!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ChaoticPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

ChaoticPrison Minecraft Server was founded in 2013 when the Prison gamemode was at its peak. With over 1,000,000 joins over the last 10 year, we are proud of the success we achieved all based around this community game. Now today, in 2022, we offer tons of features, while maintaining the heart of chaotic’s gameplay our players know and love.

Join our Community today! IP: chaoticprison.org

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	178	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	209	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Acid Mines

Creative, Survival

The Acid Mines server was founded in February 2011. Hosted in Sydney, Australia.

24/7 Survival server.

http://youtu.be/ku1TPt8HDko https://youtu.be/o1OgLJUseZA

Skills and levelling system. Create your own protections. Trading Cards! Custom SkyBlock

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Los Juegos del Hambre Oficiales (ESP)

The Hunger Games

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	110
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	8638

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Waffles Gaming

Welcome everyone, Today is the day we open up our Pixelmon server that was under development thanks to the developers and all the hard working staff who put effort on making this possible, so today come and enjoy the Pixelmon Launch Please join our TS3 Server at WG.TS3DNS.COM. Remember, if you have any question or concern, visit us on teamspeak 3 as well as if you want instructions on how to install/Play. Enjoy your day!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PilzBros

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1002	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Middlemonsters MoonQuest

This is a friendly but still competitive race to Space using the same modpack as the Yogscast.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	804
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

jazziebots

factions server in progress

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FrangaCraft SLO/EN

Cool Minecraft server with lots of game types and minigames like Faction PvP, Creative plots, EnderGames, parkour, Hunger Games and a lot more to come!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

8 Bit Minecraft

The people at 8-Bit Minecraft are looking for new people to join their vanilla server. The server is ran by Graffmaster and has been up for around a year. Everything we do is completely vanilla. If you would like to join it is simple. Just fill out the form below and send it to [email protected]. The form lets us know what type of person you are and if you will fit in nicely. When you apply please make sure you put down and a skype name and make sure you are over 14 years old. In Game Name: Skype Name: Age: Why would you like to join 8-Bit Minecraft?: What was the last server you played on?: When did you get minecraft?: How many times a week do you play Minecraft?: Would you ever be interested in donating to better the server?:

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Void Gems Collected:	38	Falling into the Void:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hollandcraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Build an imposing palace or keep a simple farm? Why choose? Be a Redstone engineer or dominate the Skyblock rankings? Why choose? Hollandcraft has more than enough to offer to satisfy all your Minecraft needs! With an active community, high-quality servers and active staff, we guarantee the best playing experience!

We offer our players: – Creative – Survival – Skyblock – Factions (Soon)

Join now at play.hollandcraft.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TheParkMC

PvP

Home of UHC Games! Love UHC? Love Survival games? Then this server is perfect for you! Come and try it out now. You won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PPMC – NEW

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

PPMC is an advanced custom Pixelmon 5.1.2 Team based survival experience. Featuring, Shiny starters, integrated teams feature, claiming, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, voting rewards.

Pixelmon teams feature a leader, a co-leader, and an ace.You can rank up by completely tasks in game such as leveling up your mining skills, catching certain Pokemon, or even defeating players from other teams.

Team Magma members use fire, ground, rock, and steel types. Team Aqua has bug, grass, ice, and of course, water. Team Galactic has dark, ghost, dragon, and poison. Team Rocket has normal, electric, flying, and psychic

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Zombie Dances:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Tragic Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

Tragic Survival is a 100%, 24/7 survival server with NO PVP! We have Factions (grief proofing only), McMMO, Essentials and MUCH more! We have been running Tragic Survival for 3 years now, with our entire staff being 21+ years old, very mature and highly experienced. Visit our server at tragicsurvival.servegame.com or www.tragicsurvival.com for more info!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.