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Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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