Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

    But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7161
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

    K I N O O O O  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Crops Grown: 3757
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4826 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • DessertGateCraft

    DessertGateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

    Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

    Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

    HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3554 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3154 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BoomBorder Minecraft Server

    BoomBorder Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1736 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TalibanTakedownCraft

    TalibanTakedownCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Crops Grown: 3174 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

    Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun
    Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Pixel Land

    Pixel Land

    We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

    Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

    TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft
    The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Runes Activated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

    The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyLoveTriangle

    CraftyLoveTriangle
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • RocketRaidReporter

    RocketRaidReporter
    so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

    MemoryCraft AnxietyFree
    lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

    we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

    so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Crops Grown: 9071
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Animals Bred: 194 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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