Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Buildings Constructed: 31 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

    Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun
    Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pixel Land

    Pixel Land

    We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

    Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 253
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

    TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft
    The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Divine Spears Created: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

    The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyLoveTriangle

    CraftyLoveTriangle
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 278013 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Star Shards Collected: 241

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • RocketRaidReporter

    RocketRaidReporter
    so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Magical Moments Shared: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

    MemoryCraft AnxietyFree
    lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

    we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

    so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Last Rampart

    Last Rampart

    Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

    Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

    Join us and build your empire in your image!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • AxMC

    AxMC

    Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

    Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

    Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

    Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

    So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

    Why   did   the   Japanese   do   this?   Minecraft   SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2189 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

    FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

    Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 2848 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft
    Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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