Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 7424 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Love Letters Sent: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Zombie Dances: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 160 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 3292
    Runes Activated: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Mines Excavated: 2787 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 420
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 4613

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Farms Harvested: 901 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 125 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Ores Mined: 521
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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