Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Runes Activated: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 5531 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Crops Grown: 7988
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Emeralds Found: 7553

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Sneedclave

    Sneedclave

    One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

    1.12.2 and later versions.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 New Chunks Explored: 435846
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Ores Mined: 3772 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • EterniaMC – Chunks

    EterniaMC – Chunks

    Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

    Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

    Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1319 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 New Chunks Explored: 767869
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

    The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CousinRuleBreakerCraft

    CousinRuleBreakerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

    Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

    So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Towns Built: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

    LebCraft – No Israeli Demands
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

    Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

    Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

    rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

    so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

    don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Animals Bred: 124 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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