”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
New Chunks Explored:	24900	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Star Shards Collected:	59	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4314	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Towns Built:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6728

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Animals Bred:	143

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Farms Harvested:	705
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.