Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Alien Abductions: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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