Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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