Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Emeralds Found: 1409 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Magic Crystals Found: 19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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