Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
Void Gems Collected: 34 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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