Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 16
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Servers