Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Farms Harvested: 593 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Dimension Hops: 14 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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