Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 7585 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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