Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 10 Dimension Hops: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Geothermal Gooey Frackin’ Fun

    Geothermal Gooey Frackin’ Fun
    Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where we got ultra-deep fracking for LIMITLESS geothermal power, bro! We got the Laboratory of Experimental Rock Mechanics up in here, showing us how to crack open that semi-plastic, gooey rock at supercritical depths like it’s no big deal. We’re talking water flowing through like a freakin’ waterfall, man!

    You wanna harness the power of the Earth’s core in Minecraft? Well, you better hop on this server and start diggin’ deep, ’cause we ain’t playin’ around with no surface-level stuff here. We’re all about that extreme mining life, baby!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start fracking your way to unlimited geothermal power! Who needs solar panels when you got a whole freakin’ volcano under your feet, am I right? Let’s get crackin’!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OTFHEE | Vanilla Minecraft server

    OTFHEE | Vanilla Minecraft server
    ✌ Hey buddy! Are you ready to dive into the world of Minecraft, where there are no boundaries or limits? Welcome to OTFHEE – a vanilla server that is cooler than all the others!

    ☄ We have a really epic world here – 30 million blocks in both directions, and all this is available for your adventures. Fly, build, explore – do whatever you want, bro! ☀ We don’t have wipes, so all your achievements will stay with you forever.

    ✧ Few rules, complete freedom of action, no unbalanced donations. Forget about “pay to win” – everything is fair and transparent with us. And most importantly, the server is free! ✧

    ☞ Come, feel like a real survival master and build your ideal world without restrictions! ☜

    We are waiting for you at OTFHEE! You will definitely like it! ♡{。^◕‿◕^。}

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 77 Magic Items Found: 6411
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Emeralds Found: 1851

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and show some love for your mom by building her a virtual mansion made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks! Trust us, she’ll be so impressed she might even start playing Minecraft herself. Plus, rumor has it that if you compliment your mom in the chat, you’ll receive a special in-game power-up that turns all the creepers into fluffy bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Show your mom some love and join our server today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Animals Bred: 44
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP

    Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and embrace the chaos! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

    – We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? They’ve got you covered.

    – The main currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but memes. That’s right, you can trade rare Pepe memes for valuable items and resources.

    – Our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boyfriend or husband when you have a whole community of side niggas to play with?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Chimeras Created: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TechTrendz Minecraft SMP

    TechTrendz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the future of technology is headed straight into the hands of our insane and hilarious players.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. Our players have created a world where anything is possible, and the future of technology is in their hands.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even battle giant robots with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits. The future of technology is limitless on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous server on the block. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild world of technology and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you tired of awkwardly sliding into someone’s DMs and getting left on read? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can woo them with your pixelated creations?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a matchmaker in disguise. Defeat the dragon and you might just find your soulmate waiting for you on the other side. Talk about a love story for the ages!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GenoTurkey Minecraft Server

    GenoTurkey Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 75 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3822 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bucha’s Drone Busters

    Bucha’s Drone Busters
    Yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we got a squad of badass female warriors who take down Russian drones like it’s nobody’s business in the Ukraine war! Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, where we ride llamas into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while doing backflips. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so you better join us if you wanna get rich quick! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 287 Potions Brewed: 26
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Magic Items Found: 5112

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cannabis DNA Impact Server

    Cannabis DNA Impact Server
    so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

    and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

    so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CreateRP
    Server Type Roleplay with Custom Modpack
    Features Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
    Discord Join here

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What is CreateRP? CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
    What makes CreateRP unique? CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

    So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

    The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

    But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

    Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

    So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SandwichSis Minecraft Server

    SandwichSis Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

    On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7524
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

    SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

    Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

    Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Farms Harvested: 775 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

    CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!
    If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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