Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
Gods Slained: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 210 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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