Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Emeralds Found: 9233
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Potions Brewed: 80 Rainbows Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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