Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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