No spaces: Oniichandontcomeinside!dameeeoniichanpleasenooo… With spaces: Onii chan don’t come inside! dameee onii chan please nooo… Minecraft SMP

BRAAAAAPPPP, BRAP, BRRRREAAAAAPP, Chan, dameee, don’t come inside, dont, dont look at me, FRRPTTHHHPPP, FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH, Minecraft, Nooo, Onii, onii-chan, Oniichandontcomeinsidedameeeoniichanpleasenooo…With, please no, plip plip ploppopoppp, plop, pppllpslsh, PRRFFFFTTTT, Put that camera away, smp, Spaces, SPALUNK, Splunk, sqrel

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5508	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	818	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Crops Grown:	4830
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Votes:	5976
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7430	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Votes:	1094	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Star Shards Collected:	247
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchantments Applied:	106	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6673	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Enchantments Applied:	74
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Potions Brewed:	77
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	124

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!