No-Sex Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	138	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Farms Harvested:	912	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a sexless society? Do you want to spice up your virtual life with some steamy Minecraft action? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the boring sexless generation! With nearly 1 in 3 U.S. men reporting no sexual activity, it’s time to take matters into your own hands – virtually, of course.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your wildest fantasies and engage in some hot pixelated action. Who needs real-life partners when you can build your dream world and find love in the blocky arms of a Minecraft character?

Don’t be a statistic, be a Minecraft master! Join our server now and let the fun begin. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the steamy adventures begin!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity mix, energy consumption, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, germany, green energy, Minecraft, renewable electricity, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable resources, renewable sources, renewables, Server, Solar, solar power, SolarCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more renewable energy than Germany in 2024, like whaaat?! Our solar panels be poppin’ off at 14% contribution, like we’re basically the sun’s BFF. Join us and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the universe, where even the creepers recycle their TNT. Don’t miss out on this lit adventure, come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌞🌍💥

BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Farms Harvested:	180
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Buildings Constructed:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchantments Applied:	231	Magic Items Found:	1617
Animals Bred:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ores Mined:	2612
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magic Items Found:	3023	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4077	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5987	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	75	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8193	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!