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Players:	96/500	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9335	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Don’t believe us? Well, just wait until you see our secret disco party room where creepers dance to dubstep music all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken army with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

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RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Votes:	9321	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Falling into the Void:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9440	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ores Mined:	9231	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5439
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3884
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9537	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg