No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Dragon Eggs Found:	7218	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6954	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	655112
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Items Found:	6329

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8932	Potions Brewed:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Alien Abductions:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3771	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Crops Grown:	6398	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.