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Based or Cringe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and wildest adventures!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old servers and join a place where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Gender Bender Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate glow-up? Look no further, because on our server, we offer a special potion that will transform your character into a 100% female body with no major side effects! Say goodbye to your old blocky self and hello to a whole new you!

Forget about grinding for diamonds, on our server, all you need to do is drink the magical potion and watch as your character’s appearance changes before your very eyes. No need to worry about the science behind it, just sit back and enjoy the transformation.

Join us now and experience the ultimate glow-up like never before. Who needs breast implants and a cock delete when you can have a complete body makeover in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server today and become the queen bee of the blocky world!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Steve’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of being a total noob in the world of personal finance, economics, trading, blockchain technology, and reading the charts? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and learn all of these skills in the most outrageous way possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild economist appears and teaches you about supply and demand. Or maybe you’re building a house when a trader shows up and gives you insider tips on how to make millions in the virtual stock market. And don’t even get us started on the blockchain technology lessons – let’s just say things get pretty wild when you start mining virtual cryptocurrency in-game.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you learn about personal finance while fighting off creepers and building epic structures? Trust us, this is one server you won’t want to miss out on. Join now and become a financial guru in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MiniTime | Anarchy | 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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Active community

Unique events and competitions with interesting prizes

Referral system: invite friends and get rewards!

Constant updates and improvements

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Magical Kyouko’s Minecraft Server

Anime, COSPLAY, costume, FANTASY, Halloween, homura akemi, japanese animation, Kyouko Kinyobi, Kyouko Sakura, Kyoukos, MAGICAL, magical girl form, magical girl series, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica, mami tomoe, Manga, Minecraft, Sayaka Miki, Server, Supernatural, transformation, Trick or treating, witches

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where magical girls roam the land in search of candy and adventure! Join us and transform into your magical girl form to show off your powers while trick or treating. Who needs a costume when you can dazzle everyone with your magical abilities?

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a mischievous witch has been causing chaos, turning players into pumpkins and stealing all the candy for herself. Will you be brave enough to stop her and save Halloween for everyone?

So grab your wand, put on your best magical girl outfit, and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us in our quest to defeat the most hilariously incompetent alien, Alien Romulus! This guy is the epitome of a failed experiment – he’s the dumbest looking, least scary xenomorph you’ll ever come across. Seriously, he’s more likely to trip over his own tail than actually pose a threat.

But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Clash: Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride around in a Mahinda Pikup, Suzuki Stockman, or even a Daihatsu (if they ever become available in Minecraft, that is). We don’t mess with those Chinese cars, they’re like creepers – they’ll blow up in your face!

Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, pic unrelated – unless you want to bring your own wild ride to the party!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP: Girls und Space Panzer

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Get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft SMP ever created! Join us for Ankou Matsuri, where the villagers have gone absolutely bonkers and are throwing a massive festival in just 16 days! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will be making a guest appearance, and there will be a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the chance to compete in the annual pig racing competition or try your luck at the enchanted diamond pickaxe raffle. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights as the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

/Blocktopia/ – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to meet Inukai Purin, the mesugaki dog who can build a house faster than you can say “woof woof.” Or how about hanging out with Hoshino Char, the gunpla extraordinaire who can craft a pickaxe out of thin air?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos with Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox-succubus-ghost-wolf hybrid (we’re not quite sure either). And don’t forget about Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an insatiable appetite for adventure.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community of players, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3992	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sonic’s Bad Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Sonic himself! That’s right, the blue blur is a regular player on our server, zooming around at lightning speed and causing mayhem wherever he goes. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sonic in Minecraft?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and rare ores. How did we get all this treasure, you ask? Let’s just say a group of friendly creepers helped us out. Don’t ask too many questions, just come and enjoy the spoils!

3. Our server is protected by a team of elite ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to kick some butt if needed. Plus, they’re adorable to look at.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, Sonic doesn’t need to be good, he just needs to exist.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Questionable Memory Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have at least 10GB of questionable Japanese cartoons saved on their hard drive! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with a deep appreciation for the weirdest and most wonderful aspects of Japanese culture can truly thrive in our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and you just might find yourself embroiled in a llama-led revolution that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who was banned from the server for griefing. Legend has it that if you can find the chicken’s lost diamond sword, you will be granted three wishes by the ghostly fowl.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your hard drive space). Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Heroic Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become an American hero!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of evil creepers attack. But fear not, because you have the power of freedom and justice on your side! With one swing of your pickaxe, you send those creepers running back to the depths of the underworld where they belong.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride into battle on a bald eagle, shoot fireworks out of your sword, and build a monument to the founding fathers out of solid gold blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the American hero you were always meant to be!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Outfit Overhaul Minecraft SMP

body positivity, comfort, Confidence, CONVINCING, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Girls, higher-ups, Individuality, less provocative, Minecraft, modesty, Outfit, outfits, Overhaul, REVEALING, Self-expression, Sexuality, slutty, smp, societal norms, Style, trends

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfit changes and questionable decisions by the higher ups! Who knew that pixelated characters could cause such a stir with their fashion choices? Say goodbye to those “holy boobers” and hello to a server where anything goes (except for those scandalous outfits, apparently). Come join the chaos and see what other crazy changes are in store for our players!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Emeralds Found:	4139