No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

ableism, arent, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, decision, Democracy, disability, discrimination, election, Government, insult, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, orange, orange retard, Political Correctness, Politics, Presidential election, retard, smp, Vote, Voting

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magic Items Found:	5262	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	1174	Buildings Constructed:	35
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2475
Magic Items Found:	4267	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Potions Brewed:	86	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Divine Spears Created:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Votes:	4548	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	165	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Towns Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6648	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	85	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8710	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Star Shards Collected:	199	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!