No Life Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a loner in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and make all the friends you could ever dream of! Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems – like not being able to breathe properly. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you won’t have a care in the world.

We have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to play with on our server?

So stop wasting your life away and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never let you down? Don’t worry about the future, just enjoy every moment on our server. You won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to real-life friends.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Villages Defended:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2395	Love Letters Sent:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3760	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Towns Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1062	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	3107

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4134	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	714
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!