No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Void Gems Collected: 31

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ODD_Craft

    ODD_Craft

    Welcome This server is a bit of a vanilla twist. I’m trying to keep the plugins as low -key and quality of lifeish as I can. Most features will be open right off the bat. I’m not big on rank locks and payed content. I am new to setting this stuff up so forgive me in advance XD. I’m willing to add and remove stuff if enough people want it. So come check us out the server it’s brand new and the groups just starting to form . Current Plugins Veinminer Crop ClickerGrief ProtectionJobs WIP

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 New Chunks Explored: 567316
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Villages Defended: 14 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Herocraft MMORPG

    Herocraft MMORPG

    HEROCRAFT MINECRAFT MMORPG SERVER MULTIPLAYER: The Original Heroes RPG Minecraft server. Many Classes to chose from! Paladin, Ranger, Wizard, Cleric and more! Many Professions! Engineer, Smith, Farmer, Merchant and more! Many Skills! Cast Fireball, Backflip, Bolt and 200 more! Custom Mobs and Items! Towns! MAGIC! MELEE! PvP! MMORPG! Enjoy a truly RPG experience in a Minecraft World!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Alien Abductions: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 43

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dino Kraft

    Dino Kraft

    Survival Server Looking to Expand! Brand New! Need Builders/Helpers! – New World -Friendly Owner -Fun Plugins! -Open to Suggestions! -1.15

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Libton-Craft

    Libton-Craft

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Douglas Weisgerber

    Douglas Weisgerber

    Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GloCraft

    GloCraft

    Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

    At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

    We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

    Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

    We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

    The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

    So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

    Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 334 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CaveCraft

    CaveCraft

    Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mosaic Republic

    Mosaic Republic

    The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMPCraft

    SMPCraft

    A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The-10th-Planet

    The-10th-Planet

    We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DualCrafts

    DualCrafts

    This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

    Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Surrealcraft

    Surrealcraft

    Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

    Website=www.surrealcraft.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5363 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DmarMc

    DmarMc

    The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Ores Mined: 7804
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Emeralds Found: 2459

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HaxirCraft

    HaxirCraft

    Survival | Griefing | HaxirMaps | Hunger Games | Mob Arena |

    www.HaxirCraft.com

    HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Runes Activated: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Sk8erpnk

    Sk8erpnk

    First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2282
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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