No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Servers

  • MinecraftSMP

    MinecraftSMP

    Our Server Is a Economy/Survival Server With a Great Community! We Would like u Guys to Join – 24/7 – 169 Slots – no lag – Great Staff Server has Been up for Over 2 Years! NO WHITELIST CRACKED AND PREMIUM CAN JOIN!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QNetwork

    QNetwork

    Play with your friends against other players and create your own Faction. Improve your mcMMO stats and Create your private Island with on Skyblock and invite friends to Survival together on your island.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Resort Islands of Misfit

    Resort Islands of Misfit

    We are a fun server with factions , survivalgames , warhub , mobarena , and spleef. We hope to see you on! 🙂

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EldoronCraft

    EldoronCraft

    EldoronCraft is an RPG Survival server using grief prevention and stuff like Citizens2. RPG plugins: mcMMO and Citizens. The admins try to be as helpfull as we can and hope you will have fun on this smal little server! oh, and theres no pvp :/

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AllPurposePvP

    AllPurposePvP

    *PVP*FACTIONS*LOTTERY*MOB-ARENA*NO-LAG*SPLEEF*AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Enchantments Applied: 89
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ModernEmpire

    ModernEmpire

    ModernEmpire is the unusual Minecraft server in the way that it is an anti-grief, PVP and Hunger Games server all in one server. The anti-grief server is self explanatory no griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. is allowed in this world. To enforce this no griefing rule we have a plugin called CoreProtect which is a similar plugin to Hawkeye and LogBlock. In the PVP world griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. are all allowed. ModernEmpire is 100% 24/7 and it is VERY unusual for a reboot or the server shutting down. We have a very friendly staff who will help you with everything that is within their power. ModernEmpire also has unlimited slots so you never have to worry about the server getting full. The Hunger Games server is has basically no rules other than no hacking so you can do whatever you want while in an arena.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • G[B]H Dedicated Server

    G[B]H Dedicated Server

    we are a new server i am looking for people that can help me with the settings and permmisions if anyone can i will give them head admin when the server get up and running come on to talk to me my name is timtam123456

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 135 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 712297 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • E&C-Survival [24/7[FIXED]

    E&C-Survival [24/7[FIXED]

    A simple good old survival server with wonderful plugins. You start simple! You dont need to login or anything just join warp to the survival world and start your amazing survival! We are 24/7 and have friendly admins. The server is located in canada canadians eh but the bandwith is amazing in other parts of the world as well! Now we have fixed plugins that will not be as glitchy to damage you everytime you jump! We also has a few custum scripted plugins! *Latest news =============================== RAM upgraded *Boost plugin installed (Now alot less lag!)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Towns Built: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafting Reality – 24/7 –

    Crafting Reality – 24/7 –

    Crafting Reality is a fun and relaxing server. King staff, and always friendly players.

    CRAFTING REALITY [CR] – PvP – 24/7 / ECONOMY

    Also looking for staff!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BizzCraft | Freebuild Survival

    BizzCraft | Freebuild Survival

    BizzCraft is a five year old Minecraft FreeBuild Survival Server with a non-pvp aspect as well no griefing. It is a family friendly server that has a variety of players and has a range of all talents. With over a total of 150,000 people joining over the past five years we would love to see you join our community today! Visit our website at BizzCraft.Net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chiaroscuro

    Chiaroscuro

    do what you can to survive and make or break friends along the way chiaroscuro is a hardcore pvp server equiped with economy, factions, mcmmo all you need to wipe the floor with your enemy.

    rules are simple: grief and raid is allowed but try not to be a dick about it dont harass people, dont go advertising on here like a dick, and have fun ^_^

    staff: Moonfox597 (owner) chris03pwnd (co owner) Ieaka (admin) ziben (moderator)

    HAVE FUN AND TRY NOT TO DIE (serious, good luck >=D)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Animals Bred: 146 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • EndCraft

    EndCraft
    EndCraft at this griefer level you can also griefer and develop on the continent with pleasure

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TAWCraft

    TAWCraft

    Welcome to TAWcraft Vanilla Server IP: mc.taw.net The Art of Warfare TAW was formed in March 2001 and has since grown into a first class gaming organization. We have over 2400 active members from all around the world playing over 40+ different games. Of course you are looking to join Minecraft and here are some of the benefits we offer to Minecraft Community Players:

    Vanilla Bungee Cord Server IP: mc.taw.net, Survival with Towny, Factions, Skyblock and Creative Servers All the Mods Bungee Cord Server Uses Curse Client

    When does TAWs Minecraft team meet Tuesday 21:00 EST, Wednesday 14:00 EST, Sunday 13:00 EST

    What are the Requirements to join TAW 15 years of age or older. Willing to commit to two events per week real life comes first, normal game play can count as an event. Must have and use Teamspeak 3

    How do you join TAWs Minecraft team Go to taw.net, Click Apply in upper right corner, Fill in the forms, Select Minecraft as the game you want to join.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • VladiCraft

    VladiCraft

    Welcome to Vladicraft VladiCraft is a real-life server that anyone can join The server has many helpful and very funny plugins. The server also has Mcmmo, which allows you to mine better and faster by improving your mining skills. Mcmmo has several skills that you can improve (mines, swords, digging unarmed, etc.) of course the server also has everything a real-life server needs. Unfortunately, the server currently only has 10 slots, but this will change quickly. Don’t worry. The server is relatively new so the number of slots will increase soon. Of course, a voice server is also purchased. Our server also has many groups (Vip, Admin, Owner, Moderator) Every newbie will be helped on the server if they need it Our moderators are responsible for this. You can earn money by mining and selling things in the admin shop or to other people. Our team wishes you a lot of fun on VladiCraft 🙂

    IP:85.131.155.243:25565 ———————————

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Tale of the Caves

    Tale of the Caves

    Tale of the Caves is a server with a small but great community! We currently have two worlds, PVE/PVE2 and our soon to be open pvp games world “War Room” which will have everyone’s favorites: Spleef, PVP Arena, one on one and team coliseum battles. And let’s not forget Capture the Flag. Each world has its unique challenges, set to hard, and city spawns created by in game players.

    Our PVE world is a place to build and play with friends. Rank your way up to Baron by playing or create shops and join jobs to earn money. Build fortresses for protection against hostile mobs during bloodmoon or hunt them and earn double XP. Random bloodmoon dungeon generations add an even greater challenge to explore hidden caves and above ground mob fortresses.

    PVE2 is a world filled with adventure and area’s waiting to be explored without the worry of bloodmoon mobs. It is a much calmer place to start a town or community or even build around the world capital!

    Take a break from building and enter the rooms of war in War Room! Join with friends and capture your enemy’s flag or battle each other within the coliseum. Tired of listening to silly ranting then try a game of Spleef and knock your opponent into lava to shut him down.

    For added fun and adventure the staff randomly will put up challenges for the players to complete. Prizes vary from OP weapons and tools, to ingame money and titles. Have what it takes? Then join the next challenge and prove yourself worthy.

    NOTE: Tale of the Caves does NOT tolerate any sort of hacked clients. Be sure to remove them before you join or we will find you!

    Current plugins running are: Bloodmoon, ChestShop, iConomy, Treeassist, FoundDiamonds, GriefPrevention, and more! Come join the best server you’ll ever find!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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