No Bone Boner Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	517577	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	178	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GenderBendCraft

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	246	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5107	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	306

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	554369	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

hypecity network

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Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ores Mined:	2256
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

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Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Potions Brewed:	139
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1