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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4612

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Obsidian Gang is a Survival PVP Towny / Nations server focused on creating towns, nations, lore, and light roleplay. Features: – Custom biomes and world generation for all vanilla dimensions – Proximity voice chat – Custom music – Special weapons and enemies – Quests & NPCs – Towns, Nations, and Wars – Cosmetics & Emotes – Freedom of speech – Creative plots – Bounty hunting – Co-op and PVP Events

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CladeCraft is a fun and unique server with Towny, OneBlock, KitPvP, and Minigames! Just updated to 1.20! The server is running 1.20.1, but you can play on 1.9-1.20! We are also Java-Bedrock Compatible! We have many fun and useful plugins and features that work together to make an amazing Towny experience! Create towns and powerful nations, make allies and enemies, participate in wars and sieges! > NEW 1.20.1 World to Explore > Dynmap online World Map > Nations, War, & Geopolitics > Java-Bedrock crossplay > Custom Dungeons and Bosses > Quests > Custom Gear and Items > PvP Events and Minigames > No Pay to Win! The server just updated to 1.20, so come join us! IP: CladeCraft.us.to – Bedrock Port: 19999

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.