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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Looking for staff + builders! Apply in our discord<3

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Emeralds Found:	7664
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3211	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ores Mined:	9702

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ores Mined:	4472
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7889	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4601	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.