Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

Das rite, enjoyment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, Feels so good bros, Fuck yeah, Minecraft, Nn, Nnnghyaaaa, Nnnngh, Pleasure, pleasure noises, pleasure response, pleasure sensations, pleasure sounds, Prrrrrrrrrrrrt, satisfaction, satisfaction noises, satisfaction sounds, Server, Uhhhhn

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [SURVIVAL] 🏡 [LANDS] 👑[PVP] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉

battle, Factions, games, Landclaim, Landclaiming, PvP, smp, Survival

🌟 Welcome to EmeraldsMC! 💎PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COM

Discover a world of endless possibilities with our active staff ready to assist you anytime. Your opportunities here are endless. Show off your leadership skills by creating a town, become rich by gathering resources and completing weekly challenges, and run custom chest-shops!

– 🏡 Build thriving towns to show off your creativity.- 🛒 Run successful shops and amass riches in-game.- 🎉 Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.

Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

🔥💰🏰🌄

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Enchantments Applied:	263	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ProxyPvP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

ProxyPvP is a Competitive Server for Java and Bedrock players. > > 1.8 – 1.19 < < Fight in BoxPvP to earn xp and levels to reach the top. Gather resources from mines and dungeons to craft armory and weapons. New server with many more updates and features to come. Join Today.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

❤️ PrimeCraft 🛕 Survival 1.19.3+ 🛡️ MMORPG, Bosses, Economy, Towns, Custom Classes Warrior, Mage, Dungeon Events

bedrock, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Femboy, KitPvP, Leveling, LGBTQ, Minecraftmmorpg, Minigames, mmorpg, Primeminecraftmmorpg, Primemmorpg, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are committed to providing a high-quality gameplay experience, with a focus on fairness and balance. Our server is designed to be challenging and engaging, with a variety of game modes and challenges to keep players interested and engaged.

IP: mc.primecraft.org

Bedrock IP: bedrock.primecraft.orgCross Play (Work in progress) (Missing Resource Pack) (Not Recommended ATM)

Starter Guide:

Have Resource Pack Enabled

Pick a Class– Choose a class that best fits your play style– Class Options: Mage, Summoner, Shaman – Warrior & Archer Class Weapons can be used by anyone. Class choice does not effect this

Prepare– Grab /Kit Adventurer– Read your Weapon Description for Controls. Hover over the item.

The Endless Journey Begins – Decide Rather to Fight Bosses in the Warzone or Explore the Wild– Warzone Bosses are Located Infront of Spawn. Walk around you will discover there locations.– Enter /Wild to build your base and gather materials. Fight New Mobs – Randomly There will be a Dungeon Event with a Warp. It is Recommended everyone go there for Double The Rewards!

Loot – Bosses Drop Loot Boxes, Furniture Boxes, Cosmetic Boxes, Cash Boxes, Trinket Boxes– Mobs Drop Gold to be Sold On /Shop

Endgame– Collect higher Lvl items with greater stats to deal more damage to your foes!– Collect Special Trinket Spells – Build Your Base

Upcoming Features– Reputation Unlocks– Cosmetics over your gear– Housing– + More

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mines Excavated:	4999
Dimension Hops:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VortexSMP

Survival

VortexSMP is a survival multiplayer server meant to have a friendly community with custom features. We are currently looking for a staff team that is willing to help out with current and future server development. Join in today to be apart of a BRAND NEW survival experience!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MCMP | Vanilla SMP Server 1.20.4

BUILD, Buildfree, Community, Communitysurvival, Create, Creative, Freebuild, Noclaims, Nogrief, Nogriefsurvival, Ogminecraft, Popular, Populated, Shop, Survival, Trade, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Welcome to MCMP, a completely vanilla freebuild anti-grief survival mode server that has been running for over 5 years.

MCMP is home to a welcoming community of players and admins, as we allow players to build whatever, whenever and wherever they like, as long as they don’t mess with other people’s things.

All of this…without the worry of grief! (All griefs that occur on the server can be rolled back in seconds!)

So come on the server and check the place out, there are some crazy cool things players have built over the years while the server has been up!

So please, make yourself at home and enjoy MCMP

Version: 1.20.4

IP: mcmp.tk

Server Rules:Respect other players on the server.Respect Staff Members and their decisions. (They are trying their best)Don’t grief other players builds. (That includes, Stealing, Breaking Blocks Others Have Placed and Lava/Water Flooding/)Keep the chat clean. No harassment, advertising, abuse.No hacks or cheats of any kind. If you are wondering about specific mods, please ask a staff member.We have a strict no grief policy here at MCMP. All griefs are rolled back and players responsible will face PERMANENT bans!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Red Obsidian SMP -> Modded | Java 1.19.2 | Seasonal Updates

Discord, Exploration, Explore, java, Modded, Modified, Modpack, Nochatreports, Noclaims, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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YOU MUST BE WHITELISTED VIA OUR DISCORD TO PLAY

This is both for security reasons (like griefing prevention) and because all of our community functions are done through our Discord server. So join us, you have only to gain! (Click the “Community Discord” button above for an invite.)

Welcome to Red Obsidian SMP! We are a fairly small, heavily modded SMP server with a closely knit community. We have our own custom modpack that we play on, and seasonal world resets and updates to keep the server fresh for both old and new players.

What You Should Know:1. Our world resets every so often in “seasons”, but archived worlds will be available to you.2. We have no claims. But stealing and griefing are still prohibited unless you declare war.3. Exploration is highly encouraged. We have the Lootr mod so that you can almost always get loot.4. You can make your own team on our Discord with special benefits, or join an existing team.5. There is NO pay-to-win anything on this server. Only a few cosmetic benefits for server boosters.6. We have No Chat Reports installed. You won’t have to deal with Mojang’s chat filter.7. Have fun! That’s the most important part. 😉

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Team PNG

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

F2P Minecraft Server – Be respectful and have fun! Java: play.teampng.com Bedrock: bedrock.teampng.com

No Stealing anything from any other player. No Griefing without prior permission. Don’t Destroy other players builds or items without prior permission. No Squatting.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlotPlay

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We cordially invite you to the PlotPlay.pl server On the server you will find: ・Custom 5000×5000 grid map with various dungeon structures. ・Customowe moby. ・Lucky blocki. ・Kingdoms (create your kingdom and fight for domination). ・Easier tree felling. ・Many updates. ・Nice and helpful administration. Earn coins by mining ores: ・By mining raw materials such as coal, iron, diamonds and netherite, there is a chance that you will additionally mine coins thanks to which you can purchase many interesting items with the /rank command!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Express Box

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

We strive to make Express Box unique compared to other servers. Therefore we have created a state of the art PvP-Enabled map including medieval themed builds such as castles and towers. We have also mixed in multiple other biomes to increate the originality of the server.

Box PvP KEEP INVENTORY

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CreeperGames

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

We are CreeperGames, a Minecraft network for Java and Bedrock version, we’ll see you there https://discord.gg/7zSNpMs8BP

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Oasisverse

Roleplay

The best Minecraft modern life server in the world. You can drive a car, live in a spacious mansion, and fly around the world with your friends. You can experience the prosperity of the world in the main cyberpunk city, and grow your favorite vegetables on the farm with your family. And fruit, man, put on the gun, and fight with the enemy in the streets, come to our server and enjoy, love you Oasisverse teamcontact us Discord;CeaserNotFound

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VoiceChat Server Play.airforce

Anarchy, Bukkit, Proximitychat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

Airforce Anarchy is a 8-year old Minecraft server with no moderation, supporting both Java and Bedrock versions, and welcoming cracked and premium players. It features 24/7 live streaming of player activities and has a voice chat server at ip: voicechat.play.airforce.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ciphersky

Economy, Survival

Ciphersky is a 100% non pay to win Minecraft SMP server. That focuses on giving you a great SMP experience. We do not sell any items on our store that will give someone a advantage over other players. We offer a free unlimited land claiming system. Awesome custom enchants and daily, weekly & monthly log in rewards

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AyorMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Ayormc is a Minecraft network with tons of game modes for you to play and enjoy!

We don’t ruin our game modes with pay2win features like the majority of the competition.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Crops Grown:	7514	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TxcBoxpvp

PvP

THIS SERVER IS ONLY BOXPVP SERVER 1.20.1 so much fun with friends with friends enjoys <3 with friends enjoys <3 enjoys <3

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.