Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

Das rite, enjoyment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, Feels so good bros, Fuck yeah, Minecraft, Nn, Nnnghyaaaa, Nnnngh, Pleasure, pleasure noises, pleasure response, pleasure sensations, pleasure sounds, Prrrrrrrrrrrrt, satisfaction, satisfaction noises, satisfaction sounds, Server, Uhhhhn

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Flare MC

Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Flare MC is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to casual and cracked players. Our server’s player base has been growing intermittently since its first release, with users from all over the world playing our amazing game modes and enjoying time here with our beloved community.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mines Excavated:	2277

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineJam

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineJam server, a fast growing Minecraft server. You are invited to join our amazing community, have fun and make new friends! With Survival PvP, Towny Survival, Hunger Games, SkyWars, Creative, Sky Block and more, you’ll never get bored!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Atm9 anarchy – All the mods 9 server

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Tekkit

This isn’t just any server, it’s a semi-anarchy PvP server where strategy, skill, and a bit of mischief come together.

Economy system – Trade with in game economy with an auction house and bounty system. Spawn area – The spawn will be in a separate dimension free from pvp. You will be able to jump unto the random teleporter to the overworld to start the adventure Graves – Graves are disabled, you will be able to loot your victims Dimensions – Some dimensions will be off-limits, world border is 50k in every dimension. Base Strategy – There are no claims Banned items – Almost no banned items, all items of mass destruction are fair game Vote Crates – Get a head start with helpful items

Rules: No Offensive Content: No discussions on sensitive topics like politics, religion, drugs, or racism. Lag Control: Avoid creating excessive lag Atm9 servers all the mods 9

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Just Simple Hosting | Semi-Anarchy [Survival / Creative]

Adventure, amazing, building, Creative, Multiverse, PvP, Survival

Our server is a semi-anarchy survival server lead by the Minecraft community, built by the Minecraft community.We support the Minecraft community by providing a fully community run server hosted on us.The only rules are to treat others with respect, don’t swear, no hacks, no trolls.We support older and newer versions of Minecraft clients, so you don’t need the latest versions client.

Why not logon to our server and check out what we have been up too?

Cross-Platform

IP Address: mc.jshosting.co.ukPort: 19133If you playing on Xbox you will need to download an app to logon to this server.You have to be connected to the same network as your Xbox.

Rule[1] Be Kind and Respectful[2] Don’t Hack [3] Don’t Grief![4] Spamming or Advertising

These rules are at the discretion of the staff members online.

Don’t forget to vote for our community lead server by clicking here! or Join discord

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Abyss SMP [Java + Bedrock crossplay]

Survival

A world overviewAbyss Season 8 uses Terralith generation for a unique survival experience. There are over 65 different biomes, including most vanilla biomes. These include lush caves, dripstone caves, monument valleys, moonlight groves, alpha islands, mirage islands, and many more. Clients supported are 1.18.2 and bedrock clients. Mobile, Consoles, Desktops are all supported. This world is overviewed using a Pl3xmap, a link to which can be found below.

http://play.abyssmc.org:8123/

About Our ServerAbyss Survival was originally released November 2017 and has been reset several times. Rules are defined by our community, feel free to discussion them in the discord. World downloads are available at the end of every season, so you can continue them in survival, or use them on your own server with friends. We run Coreprotect, so any malicious actions can be undone within seconds.

Rules

1. Be mindful of other players; be respectful to the community and others

2. All chests are private unless marked public. All chest transactions are logged.

3. Do not grief or steal. Buildings near spawn are public areas & may be removed, if needed

4. Do not use mods to gain an unfair advantage, autoclickers and simple external scripts are fine.

5. PvP and fighting must be agreed upon by both players

Custom FeaturesSlimefun is installed to add backpacks, nuclear reactors, magic altars, item transports, energy, holograms, and a bunch of new tools and armor.

Additionally, there are custom recipes. Teleportation is disabled, and players must be able to craft consumable enchanted chorus fruit and enchanted enderpearls in order to teleport to your bed and to other players respectively. A full list of quality of life recipes can be found at

https://abyssmc.org/

A list of slimefun recipes can be found in-game with the slimefun guide.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Kingdom of Latis

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Kingdom of Latis is a multi world medieval themed survival server designed for creativity, adventure, and most importantly, fun! The Kingdom of Latis has amazing sights, hidden temples, ancient villages, and more. You may choose to travel from one location to the next through portals or by dragon flight. If you prefer to simply survive and live in peace you have several worlds to choose from. The main Kingdom Island (PvE) is the place where all new players spawn in, after that you may want to take a walk down to the docks and get onto the ship which will take you to the other PvE worlds (Crystal Bay, Emeraldl) or you may feel slightly more adventurous and get on the ship that will take you our Pvp/Stealing world, Innova. But beware, Innova is a Towny War based, PvP world. Raiding (no griefing), stealing, and PvP are allowed in Innova, as well as full use of all levels of magical wands abilities through the plugin MagicalSpells and bandit NPCs (Citizens 2-Sentry) are scattered around the lands waiting for the unsuspecting adventurer.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftBars Bangladesh

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival

Connection Information and Discord Java IP : mc.craftbars.xyz Bedrock IP & Port : mc.craftbars.xyz:19138 Discord: https://dsc.gg/craftbars

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Potions Brewed:	178
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Memelands | 1.20.2 | Vanilla | Whitelist | Mature and friendly players | Discord | 15+ | Dynmap

Discord, Dynmap, Friendly, hermitcraft, Mature, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hello everyone!

Memelands is a 1.20.2 SMP with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long term players over the age of 15. We have been playing on the current map since 2019, so there are loads of unique builds and history to discover! And we will never reset the map, so everything you build on the server will stay there forever and you don’t have to worry about a “new season” wiping your progress.

We have players from multiple time zones all over the world, ensuring that the server stays active around the clock. There are events on the server every so often, ranging from jeopardy nights to build contests and sporting activities such as the Memelands olympics. These events are usually held at a time where the most players are able to join in.

We are looking for creative individuals who will want to contribute to our server and be a part of a great community and, most importantly, have fun. The type of player who stops playing on worlds when “everything has been completed” is the complete opposite of what we are looking for.

The server is completely vanilla with the exception of a few essential datapacks (such as 1-player sleep) and protective plugins (we use CoreProtect to detect thieves and griefers). The server is largely owned and run by the community. Financing is done through a yearly donation box and votes are held when important decisions about the server are to be made.

We have a website where blog posts about the server can be submitted and we also have a Dynmap page where the map (Google Earth-esque) can be viewed live!

Our goal is to create a larger community full of fun and active players!

Basic rules: (more detailed list in our Discord server and website)

No stealing, griefing or hacking.Be mature and friendly. Respect other’s builds.No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

(If you see someone breaking a rule you should immediately report the player to an admin)

A whitelist and application system is in place to make sure that our new members are welcomed into a secure environment.

Application: CLICK HERE

Server IP: play.memelands.com

Note that you do have to be aged 15 or older to apply.

Minecraft is full of endless possibilities, and this is a great place to explore them. We hope you will come join us! :)/The Memelands Server admins

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Divine Spears Created:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crush Central

LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, OneBlock, Survival

Rpg Oneblock

,Lifesteal

Prisons

and many other modes coming soon

!Collect and replay 50 unique phases

!Unique quests and custom items

.Bosses and Events

.Minions

!Custom enchants and all sorts of other things coming soon

.Prison and Lifesteal coming soon

.Active and friendly community

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Emerald-Craft

This server is a fun to play, friendly and grief protected environment! With many fun ranks to attain and tones for you to do, join in faction wars, PVP arenas, Spleef, MOB arena, Hunger games! and server-wide competitions with a new RPG world coming soon…

Additional Details A server using 30+ plugins, with multiworlds, chestshop, mobarena, premissionsEX and many many more. Runs on a 32GB RAM so there is NO LAG, With a i7 Processor. with unlimited slots!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Arsus Network

Skyblock

To learn more about Arsus Network, check out our wiki page. https://wiki.arsusnw.com/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LODECRAFT [1.20.4] [Never Resets] [MCMMO] [Survival] [Building] [DISCORD]

Adventuring, Backpacks, BUILD, building, classic, Community, Creative, MCMMO, memes, Oldschool, Paper, Paperspigot, smp, Smpsurvival, Spigot, Survival, Survivalserver

Welcome To LODECRAFT!

Welcome to the LODECRAFT Classic SMP Minecraft server! A server focused around enjoying Minecraft the classic way with some fun plugins sprinkled in. We take it slow and enjoy building out the world which we never reset. Enjoy the laid back experience and get building!

Come Join Our Discord Server!https://discord.gg/5tWGK9D67W

IP: LODECRAFT.org

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lore of Crafters

Arkan, Arkanbuilds, Community, Crafters, Faction Pvp, Factions, games, Gaming, Hub, Hunger, Hunger Games, Loc, Lore, Mariokart, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Prison, Pve Economy, Roleplay, Server, Spanish, Survival, Voxelsniper

The original Lore of Crafters. We’ve launched a vanilla survival server for all previous (and new) members of our community to join.

Lore of Crafters traces its origins to November 20th, 2011. Founded as Imperocraft originally the server changed into Lore of Crafters in 2012. Known by many names throughout its time such as Lore of Covid (2020-2021) or Laurel Crafters (2021-2023), this great past makes it the 5th oldest Minecraft server!

Our current world is from 2021 and we have no plans on resetting it! (praying to Herobrine)

Make sure to join our Discord! https://discord.gg/7F9hC9X

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Legendary Island

1. . ☠ NO Annoying Boring Signs With Rules at the Beginning! ☠ Cozy and Friendly Gameplay Atmosphere ☠ Easy to Start Right From the First Time Join. Just do “/mine” and start mining! ☠ Clean Chat Without Swear and Spam

2. ☠ Hunger Games Only When YOU Feel Like It ☠ Entertaining Assassin Games ☠ Hundreds of Towns With Active, Real Residents ☠ Manage Your House Protection Without Admins

3. ☠ Free Full Membership is For Free ☠ The More You Play the Higher Rank You Get ☠ Officially Become a Superhero, Pirate, Wizard, Redstoner, Knight, Architect, Oracle ☠ Adult and Friendly Admins ☠ Survival and Creative PvP on|off

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Survival server

119server, bedrock, Minecraft, Other, Skyblcok, smp, Survival, Survivalserver

Dive into DSBM ADVENTURE for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	90

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.