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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

1b1t

Anarchy

play my server plz cuz I am alone everytime in the world can u play with me and plus side this server has no rules so play now its like another version of 2b2t but it is called 1b1t see what I did their the 2s in 2b2t are 1 hahhahahah funny PLZ JOIN

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Star Shards Collected:	280

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mikeland PvE

A new twist on Player Vs Environment! With dragon travel, 4 epic mob arenas, mcmmo to keep you competing for high stats (no PvP or griefing of course) and much, much more, Mikeland PvE is sure to keep you hooked for hours at a time! With friendly moderators you won’t want to be anywhere else! So come on and have a play today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Eternal SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternal SMP! A new whitelisted server with an old server vibe, experienced staff and a fun, drama-free community. A fully vanilla style SMP with as few plugins as possible, only to highlight the fun of the game, not to take away from it. Join our discord server via the link, and apply today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

0tx.org

Factions

Full TNT – No Border – Unlimited Homes – 150gb of bases!

Welcome to 0tx.org! IP: 0tx.org Website: 0tx.org Admin: Cowsook

Join the hundreds of rogue factions, trying to live and mine amongst the chaos. How to play? Create or join a faction, gather players, and build together! Factions are invite only, so ask in chat or better yet – create your own faction and ask new players to join you.

Website & Forums: http://www.0tx.org

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Alpha Prison 3.0

Prison, PvE, PvP

Alpha Prison is a new Prison server with Many Awesome Plugins and multiple goals to achieve! PVP arena Plots Lucky Blocks Plugin Prison Ranks A-Z 5000+ Prestiges 75% Off on /buy And Awesome Custom enchants!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Left 2 Die

Do you like fighting zombies?Do you like griefing? Well come and join our server and kick some zombie butt. Its like a Zombie Apocalypse type gamemode, in which you go around a city filled with all types of creepy creatures and try to survive and thrive. *No White listing needed* On 24/7

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cookie Project

This is a non-PVP (we do have a PVP arena However, and a few challenges where high quality prizes are given out for compleating) and non-Grief server, up 24/7. Not handing out staff. We use plugins such as, CoreProtect, world guard, world portal, NoCheat, Iconomy, Towny, LWC, And many more. There is NO hacking allowed on this server either. Come have fun! 😀 Join Quick!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

McSurvival

Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

A server for survival and hanging out! If you want to apply for staff you can ask me when i’m on and I will quiz you! Have fun! Oh yeah, wash your hands! It’s a good time for it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GlassDragon

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Dedicated server in a 24×7 Datacenter (99.9% uptime). No whitelist. We emphasize creativity in a friendly atmosphere. PVP is restricted to Arenas. No hacks, no xray, no flying, no creative mode. The mods and admin will not spawn items. We try to keep as close to the vanilla experience as possible while adding anti-grief measures and a few extras to enhance the multiplayer world.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Equestrians United

Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Equestrians United! a 1.12.2 equine (survival) horse server! We have fun plugins to make the server smooth and easy to play. Shops, timber, economy and more.

Have fun, Love horses

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Civilization

Start a new life!

This server can give you the feeling you get when you are entering a minecraft world for the first time. In the wild, alone and unexplored. Start a new Civilization either alone or with others!

The goal is to get start a family and hopefully get a chance to marry a partner. To be the dominate family should be on the top of your list. To reach the goal, develop fast, find resources, make “fire”, and build a village with shops. Earn your living through others! The server itself is all about the players that create their own civilization. If you are tired of spawning in a pre-made spawn and to not be able to build anywhere, this server is for you!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Titanzesports

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Zedwork Zurvival

Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork Zurvival is a community-run semi-vanilla Minecraft Server, with an emphasis on collaboration and community.

There’s no grief. Not only do we prevent grief before it can happen with claim protection, but we will typically catch and ban those up to no good pretty quick.

We encourage community spirit. We don’t take kindly on griefing, stealing or PVPing in an non-civil manner. PVP is allowed, but have some respect about it. Surprise attacks on players who are building, or going about their business is not accepted practise here. The Guardians will step in if they see your behaviour as unsavoury.

Players always start in a resource rich environment alongside other players just starting out. No more walking hundreds of blocks out of spawn before you can build. No more searching for caves, only to discover they’ve already been stripped of all valuables. With Zedwork, you’re dropped right in with other players who want the same as you: to find a nice spot to build; and you’re never far from trees and other natural resources to mine.

We are vanilla. This does not mean no plugins, completely unprotected. What we mean is there is a focus on the core Minecraft experience. There are no game-changing plugins; nothing to distract from simply playing Minecraft.

We are aiming to grow in size very rapidly, and are eager to build our world and our community up with you. Come and join us!

[EULA-compliant]

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

sakuramc

Mini Games

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

siagne.net [France]

[France] Survival – PvP – Claims – Shops. The beginning is relatively difficult. The nights are nightmarish.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.