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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Emeralds Found:	1083	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Enchantments Applied:	211	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Limegaming

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	288

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HexicHomie

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Sketchmine!

This is a very good server looking for staff and its a pvp survivval server with loads of plugins is also cracked 😀 24/7

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CDLServer

Survival

welcome to the CDL server! its the best server join now at CDLServer.aternos.me its survival!!! ENJOY

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GameScape – Uniquely Perfected.

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Join us for a fun, friendly minecraft experience! We are tightly knit and been around for awhile 😉

We currently offer the following;

– Modified Factions (Direct IP -> SN.GSNetwork.net) [Raiding, Vampires, Mob Arena, PVP, Envoy, and more!]

– Skyblock (Direct IP -> SB.GSNetwork.net) [Island survival! Live off minimal resources]

– Kingdoms (Direct IP -> KD.GSNetwork.net) [Create your own Kingdom and rule others!]

– Hardcore Survival (Direct IP -> HC.GSNetwork.net) [1 life! Deathban! How long can you survive?]

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ores Mined:	3994
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.